Archive for February, 2010

Where to put President Obama’s Picture?

Sunday, February 7th, 2010

George Washington, our nation’s first president and leader of the American Revolution!

Abe Lincoln, honorable leader pulled our nation through its darkest time!

(Though he was the first president to violate the US Constitution to maintain Power)

Alexander Hamilton, a founding father, first secretary of the treasury, and leader of the constitutional convention!

Andrew Jackson, “Old Hickory,” fought the British in New Orleans!

Ulysses Grant, Union army general, lead the North through the Civil War!

Ben Franklin, genius inventor, political theorist, and leading author of the constitution.

Finally, we have someone to put on the food stamp!!!

Obamas policies will put more people on welfare than any president before him so this placement is most appropriate. Unlike the Nobel Peace Prize, for which he did nothing, this is an honor he richly deserves.

Let me see if i understand all of this…

Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010
  • if you cross the north Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
  • if you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
  • if you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
  • if you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
  • if you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.
  • if you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
  • if you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
  • if you cross Mexico’s southern border illegally you will be shot at, beaten, jailed then, perhaps, sent back.
  • if you cross the U.S. border illegally you get:
    1. A job
    2. A drivers license, (many are forged)
    3. A social security card (many are forged)
    4. Welfare
    5. Food stamps
    6. Credit cards
    7. Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
    8. Free education
    9. Free health care
    10. A lobbyist in Washington
    11. In many instances you can even vote!