Ed & Kay Bejarana

• if you cross the north Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
• if you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
• if you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
• if you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
• if you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.
• if you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
• if you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
• if you cross Mexico’s southern border illegally you will be shot at, beaten, jailed then, perhaps, sent back.
• if you cross the U.S. border illegally you get:
  1. A job
  2. A drivers license, (many are forged)
  3. A social security card (many are forged)
  4. Welfare
  5. Food stamps
  6. Credit cards
  7. Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
  8. Free education
  9. Free health care
  10. A lobbyist in Washington
  11. In many instances you can even vote!

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