By Ed Bejarana on February 2, 2010
- if you cross the north Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
- if you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
- if you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
- if you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
- if you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.
- if you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
- if you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.
- if you cross Mexico’s southern border illegally you will be shot at, beaten, jailed then, perhaps, sent back.
- if you cross the U.S. border illegally you get:
- A job
- A drivers license, (many are forged)
- A social security card (many are forged)
- Welfare
- Food stamps
- Credit cards
- Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
- Free education
- Free health care
- A lobbyist in Washington
- In many instances you can even vote!
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